kingofderse:

Do you ever just want to kiss someone so bad that you just cant focus on anything but how their lips might feel moving against yours and how great it would be to hold them close and cover their face in little bitty kisses until you two are both giggling messes

(via grandpadildo)

colfersaurusrex:

I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail

but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person

(Source: rexuality, via grandpadildo)

dontneedyourheroact:

what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show

(via tealiteful)

queenprotein:

sometimes you just have to take a breath and realize that you’re a work in progress and that’s okay. it may be difficult right now, but the best is yet to come. aren’t you excited?

(via tealiteful)

i’ve had tumblr for years and i still don’t know what the fuck an rss feed is

(Source: thr-ill, via tealiteful)